That Will Never Happen

"Oh no, Daddy, the ball went near the kitten!"

"Well, just go get it, Sweetie."

"No, the kitten will claw me."

"What if he claws ME?"

"He wouldn't. He knows you're the big boss."

"Oh, I'm the big boss? So I get to boss people around?"

"Well, me and [monkey-boy]."

"Ok. What if I told you to go get the ball?"

"That will never happen."